it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Girls should come with a carfax report
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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