Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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