My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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