I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Randomize
