The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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