Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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