Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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