i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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