I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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