just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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