I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
home. puking in laundry basket.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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