Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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