i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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