Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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