Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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