I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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