Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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