I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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