So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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