Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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