His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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