i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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