Don't make out with my wife yet
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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