Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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