You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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