I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
How does one acquire holy water?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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