I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There r osticjed everywhere
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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