doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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