I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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