): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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