how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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