we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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