i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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