Whod you bang
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
only if we run a train.
done.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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