Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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