I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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