I must be too annoying 4 u.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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