just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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