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  And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...

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• You can pick up things with your penis? Gym class must have been rough.

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on May 24, 13 at 11:54pm

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  • Yours can't? Sorry to hear you got shorted.

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on May 25, 13 at 7:33am

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• no, if you could you'd be a cop.

  Submitted by rwool13 on May 25, 13 at 7:45am

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• I've always said, "if I had a 12", I wouldn't need to scrape people off the highway for a living. ".

  Submitted by Yeep on May 24, 13 at 10:15pm

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