And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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You can pick up things with your penis? Gym class must have been rough.
Yours can't? Sorry to hear you got shorted.
no, if you could you'd be a cop.
I've always said, "if I had a 12", I wouldn't need to scrape people off the highway for a living. ".