Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
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I've got a couple pairs any girls up for fucking me with them on now? ;)
Sounds pretty fabulous to me.
9:07, you're not rich. Mommy and Daddy are rich. Its probably NOT your money.
I'd still fuck you. Actually, I may want to fuck you more because of the Ray Bans.
they're Ray Bans though, so you're excused!!! there's nothing wrong with good taste.
ray bans are hot no matter the color and who wears them , i bet it ups your chances of getting laid :D
I have black and white ray bans but I was tempted to buy purple but decided against it...though I have to agree with 7:01, I'd bang you and run with yours.
I'll be a ray ban collecter...bang guys with ray bans and take them
701 - bang him and bolt with the Bans. Get it girls!
dont you know all the hottest women love absolute douchebags? buy a pollo pop the collar and wait for the pussy to start pouring in
I'm pretty sure the OP is out of the closet.
Dude, ray bans are the BEST. Don't worry about it... I bet you'll get laid more than ever.
hahahaha 7:01 has got it down!
a polo is a type of shirt 8:15 you fucking idiot. this isnt a mexican site, go back sown south to shit head land
i get wet just thinking about purple ray bans
^^ Dude, chill it did say pollo which is chicken.
Someone took you're job, didn't they?
haha when i first read this is got incredibly sad cuz i just bought purple ray bans too.
if they are wayfarers, then i think you just upped your chances of getting play.
@ 6:54 buy a chicken? i don't understand....
ray bans are uhh-mazing.
6:51, why would he specify women? do his buddies not know his sexuality?
8:36, no i was referring to the fact that pollo is chicken in mexico therefore you would be mexican. FYI, i dont work for anyone, thanks
yeah im peter, who are you?
just say you took the tip from Joe Jonas and you're golden. Ray Bans are sexy as hell.
I would fuck the shit out of you.
9:07 So you're basically you're a whiney, stuck up bitch. Well, the racism and the over-sensitivity.
agreed 3:52.......... purple Ray Bans sounds pretty rad to me!
ray bans are hot. you may have upped your chances as a matter of fact.
anyone guess that maybe this is someone recently out the closet? hint "any small chance" he wasn't going to have sex with women in the first place.
Yeah I'd probably bone someone because of their purple raybans, js.
Nothing wrong with boning guys.
It's a beautiful day in the gayborhood.
im a girl and id have sex with then probley steal your sunglass
Listen to all these bitches. Steal my Ray Bans and I'll find you...trust me.
9:05 im a student who's rich enough to not need a job you fucktard
You'll get plenty of sex with hipster girls.