windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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