i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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