My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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