I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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