I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
he fucked my hip out of place.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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