At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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