Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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