So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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