we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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