They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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