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  • 76 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:30pm

    If cum tasted like pizza and lucky charms, I'd be a slut

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:00pm

    I just puked reading this

  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:46pm

    like strong and sour? 11:44?

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:37pm

    My cum tastes like strawberries, or so I'm told. And I'm a girlll.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:24am

    tell him to drink pineapple juice next time. helps improve taste

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:39pm

    11:37. imma make u cum on my strawberry shortcake and slurp it all up. just sayin.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:33am

    8:06 my pussy DOES taste like skittles

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:20am

    Maybe there was some head cheese involved? Or OP blew the Dominos guy?

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:01pm

    I like day old pizza.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am

    don't look at it, bitch...just swallow it

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:54am

    The one thing I refuse to do is taste cum. And my wonderful boyfriend agrees that it's disrespectful and kinda gross. We also have the best sex ever. You folks will learn that cum to mouth action is not needed...until then have fun acting like you are enjoying a mouthful of baby juice.

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:05am

    At least it wasn't the other way around...

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:03pm

    I was told mine tastes like mango

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:04pm

    At least it didn't taste like the pizza delivery girl's cooch

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:26am

    I fuckin live in templeton

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:09am

    My exes tasted like bleach smells...

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:08pm

    Craigslist? Yeah get on that miguel

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:18am

    Dicks smell like mushrooms and taste like moldy lemons.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:06am

    I hope that girls realize that their pussy doesn't exactly taste like skittles. It's not about eating something pleasant, it's about making a sacrifice to please your partner.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:03am

    If you girls don't like it then stop tasting it. Oh wait, you can't because it's like liquid crack!

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:01am

    Being the good little whore that you are, I bet you gobbled it down like a baby bird eating a worm.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:34am

    wow is 1:10 sexually frustrated!

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:13am

    LMFAO 10:52!!!!!!!!!!

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:38am

    Actually, as a lesbian I can say I don't mind the taste of pussy - usually lightly salty and sort of earthy. Depending on the girl, she can also taste fruity or spicy. My current girlfriend is pepper-y. Unlike what I've heard about cum, girls always taste mild. Sorry your attempt to level the oral playing field gave us the final upper hand!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:29am

    There are just some things you keep to yourself... This should be one of them.

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:25pm

    Oh, please. Old pizza is an improvement for the taste of cum!

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:47am

    I think you need to go see a doctor lol

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:37pm

    cum looks AND tastes like old milk.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:28am

    What a guy eats can effect what his cum tastes like.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:53pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:30pm

    hi I'm Jose and I'll suck dick for 20 pesos an hour. hit me up on craigslist. ~Jose

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Cloud55655 on Apr 9, 10 at 9:09pm

    What'd u expect? It to taste like cookies?

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:11am

    11:37... strawberries are sour and red.. was somebody on her period?

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:59pm

    Advice: if it looks like old milk DONT SWALLOW

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:04pm

    My last boyfriend moaned once during sex, "You taste SO good!" He tasted like the bonding liquid the orthodontist used on my braces when I was in jr high. I didn't tell him that.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:56am

    I tried to warn you that pizza is all I've been eating for the past 3 weeks. but the milk... hmm idk. sorry

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:15am

    Fucking sick, I would have stopped at the preview drop

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:48am

    Fuck ya gemmma that's the way to go my philosophy too as you can see my story the one before you Vvv Btw I'm parisss

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:07am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will suck dick and eat animal shit for 2 pesos a week. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:47am

    that means u blew the shit out of a grandpa...it's prolly been years since that old fuck busted a nut

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:32am

    12:22 whats up with you ragging on California? Dont be jealous you cant afford to live here. why dont you look up area codes before you try saying this whore is from California. Ok?

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:54am

    I had Enough of Miguel some1 shoot him.. Or deport him I'll pay u..

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:38am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:48am

    Old pizza is better than what it usually tastes like

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:38am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:44pm

    Cum is what I imagine industrial solvent tastes like...

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:06pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:24pm

    In soviet russia, pizza taste like cum

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:18pm

    Probably has an STD!! You should probably get checked... Puke!!

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:53pm

    I just threw up in my mouth

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:57pm

    this is the most disgusting thing I've ever read on this site

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:33am

    I'm hornyy muther fuckers I need some boys.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:25am

    ugghhh... its guys like that that make ladies want to stop giving oral.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:35am

    eww swallowing is grosssssss

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:45pm

    hahaha 11:30. i fuckin hate miguel

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:51pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:31pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:26pm

    Call me, Miguel. Dos zero nine, cinco tres cinco, seven cinco nine dos

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:34am

    @7:54 -- your boyfriend is a big pussy. Do you ever let him see his balls?

  • 35 39
    Submitted by youdoneskonks on Dec 22, 11 at 8:05am

    This is more awkward than that time Peter had sex with Bill Clinton on Family Guy

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:15am

    Such a guy cigar smoking reference.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:28pm

    Ventura County! God bless you for tasting his cum!

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:26pm

    ha yaaaa..i wouldnt be surprised if he had an std..but im pretty sure thats a yeast infection. and you ate it.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:33am

    In soviet Russia pizza taste like old cum!

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:11am

    You women are so nasty. No wonder the guys leave you after you give up the poon.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:16am

    12:05: you are my hero!!!! That's the funniest thing I've seen on TFLN in a loooooong time!!!!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:55am

    Ok how about this Miguel.. I'll pay you to do everything I say.. I'll give you $1000 to go shoot ur self..I'll write you a check right now

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:55am

    Do now we know what clamidia tastes like! Kudos for the heads up!

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:26am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:31pm

    Dudeeeee. I love cum man.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:26pm

    no shit it looks like old milk. ur mom told me mine tastes like lucky charms

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:47am

    6:03, Obviously you are just as immature as the rest of us if you are on TFLN. Get a life.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:10am

    You're a little cum guzzling whore!!! You know what's funny she clearly has other cum to base it off. Haha gross

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:40am

    And you willingly put that stuff in your mouth?

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:02am

    That's what she said.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:53am

    You're one nasty cunt!

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:20pm

    mine tastes like apple pie

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:11pm

    head back south of the border...thanks

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:50am

    I love the way my pussy tastes. If I could eat myself out I would.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:03am

    You kids are all irresponsible and disgusting. I hope some day you are able to move out of California and get an education at a REAL college.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:46am

    Once I licked the extra drops of cum hanging from his dick which was dangling in front of my lipss.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:47am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:11am

    Run blindly into the night screaming " bad milky!!!!"

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:04am

    4:02 you're a total retard.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:46am

    So true story. I was sucking this guys dick and he busted a load in my mouth. I swallowed. - Gemma

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:07pm

    Get on CL Miguel, fucking troll

  • 56 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:52pm

    Don't ever swallow. Not even if he's the one in a million raw vegan with inoffensive cum.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:40pm

    this i really didn't need to know

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:23am

    UCSB! Gauchos! gauchos!

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:25pm

    Sounds like someone needs to eat more pineapple.

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:13pm

    he has a yeast infection.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:22am

    Any girl who texts her friend about the taste and look of a guy's semen is a slut. Probably from California too. We don't act like that in Boston.

  • 52 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:42pm

    Sounds good 11:39 hit me up sometime ;D

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:53am

    Haha you got the herps

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:50am

    That can't be healthy...

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:19am

    cum tastes more like elmers glue with a hint of salt.. not to bad.

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:06am

    So you looked at it before you ate it? Wow that's very whorish of you. Way to go.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:08pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:43pm

    wow a text about cum tastes and only 2 pineapple references!!!! I expected at least 50