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  • don't look at it, bitch...just swallow it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am
  • I just puked reading this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:00pm
  • If cum tasted like pizza and lucky charms, I'd be a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:30pm
  • like strong and sour? 11:44?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:46pm
  • My cum tastes like strawberries, or so I'm told. And I'm a girlll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Maybe there was some head cheese involved? Or OP blew the Dominos guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:20am
  • I like day old pizza.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Craigslist? Yeah get on that miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:08pm
  • 8:06 my pussy DOES taste like skittles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:33am
  • At least it wasn't the other way around...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:05am
  • I hope that girls realize that their pussy doesn't exactly taste like skittles. It's not about eating something pleasant, it's about making a sacrifice to please your partner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:06am
  • I was told mine tastes like mango

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:03pm
  • Dicks smell like mushrooms and taste like moldy lemons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:18am
  • At least it didn't taste like the pizza delivery girl's cooch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:04pm
  • If you girls don't like it then stop tasting it. Oh wait, you can't because it's like liquid crack!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:03am
  • The one thing I refuse to do is taste cum. And my wonderful boyfriend agrees that it's disrespectful and kinda gross. We also have the best sex ever. You folks will learn that cum to mouth action is not needed...until then have fun acting like you are enjoying a mouthful of baby juice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:54am
  • There are just some things you keep to yourself... This should be one of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:29am
  • 11:37. imma make u cum on my strawberry shortcake and slurp it all up. just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:39pm
  • cum looks AND tastes like old milk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:37pm
  • tell him to drink pineapple juice next time. helps improve taste

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:24am
  • I fuckin live in templeton

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:26am
  • I just threw up in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:53pm
  • My exes tasted like bleach smells...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:09am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:38am
  • In soviet Russia pizza taste like old cum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:33am
  • wow is 1:10 sexually frustrated!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:34am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will suck dick and eat animal shit for 2 pesos a week. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:07am
  • hahaha 11:30. i fuckin hate miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:45pm
  • I tried to warn you that pizza is all I've been eating for the past 3 weeks. but the milk... hmm idk. sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:56am
  • I think you need to go see a doctor lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:47am
  • Oh, please. Old pizza is an improvement for the taste of cum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:25pm
  • that means u blew the shit out of a grandpa...it's prolly been years since that old fuck busted a nut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:47am
  • Ventura County! God bless you for tasting his cum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Advice: if it looks like old milk DONT SWALLOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Cum is what I imagine industrial solvent tastes like...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Old pizza is better than what it usually tastes like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:48am
  • My last boyfriend moaned once during sex, "You taste SO good!" He tasted like the bonding liquid the orthodontist used on my braces when I was in jr high. I didn't tell him that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:31pm
  • mine tastes like apple pie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Probably has an STD!! You should probably get checked... Puke!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Call me, Miguel. Dos zero nine, cinco tres cinco, seven cinco nine dos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:26pm
  • I'm hornyy muther fuckers I need some boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:33am
  • What a guy eats can effect what his cum tastes like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:28am
  • 12:22 whats up with you ragging on California? Dont be jealous you cant afford to live here. why dont you look up area codes before you try saying this whore is from California. Ok?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:32am
  • @7:54 -- your boyfriend is a big pussy. Do you ever let him see his balls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:34am
  • Fuck ya gemmma that's the way to go my philosophy too as you can see my story the one before you Vvv Btw I'm parisss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:48am
  • In soviet russia, pizza taste like cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:24pm
  • 12:05: you are my hero!!!! That's the funniest thing I've seen on TFLN in a loooooong time!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:16am
  • LMFAO 10:52!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:13am
  • What'd u expect? It to taste like cookies?

    Submitted by Cloud55655 on Apr 9, 10 at 9:09pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:38am
  • head back south of the border...thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Such a guy cigar smoking reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:15am
  • 4:02 you're a total retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:04am
  • Ok how about this Miguel.. I'll pay you to do everything I say.. I'll give you $1000 to go shoot ur self..I'll write you a check right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:55am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:47am
  • This is more awkward than that time Peter had sex with Bill Clinton on Family Guy

    Submitted by youdoneskonks on Dec 22, 11 at 8:05am
  • this is the most disgusting thing I've ever read on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:57pm
  • ugghhh... its guys like that that make ladies want to stop giving oral.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:25am
  • And you willingly put that stuff in your mouth?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:40am
  • Once I licked the extra drops of cum hanging from his dick which was dangling in front of my lipss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:46am
  • I had Enough of Miguel some1 shoot him.. Or deport him I'll pay u..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:54am
  • eww swallowing is grosssssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:35am
  • You kids are all irresponsible and disgusting. I hope some day you are able to move out of California and get an education at a REAL college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:03am
  • You're one nasty cunt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:53am
  • 11:37... strawberries are sour and red.. was somebody on her period?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:11am
  • That's what she said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:02am
  • Actually, as a lesbian I can say I don't mind the taste of pussy - usually lightly salty and sort of earthy. Depending on the girl, she can also taste fruity or spicy. My current girlfriend is pepper-y. Unlike what I've heard about cum, girls always taste mild. Sorry your attempt to level the oral playing field gave us the final upper hand!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:38am
  • Fucking sick, I would have stopped at the preview drop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:15am
  • hi I'm Jose and I'll suck dick for 20 pesos an hour. hit me up on craigslist. ~Jose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:30pm
  • 6:03, Obviously you are just as immature as the rest of us if you are on TFLN. Get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:47am
  • Haha you got the herps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:53am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:26am
  • Sounds good 11:39 hit me up sometime ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:42pm
  • no shit it looks like old milk. ur mom told me mine tastes like lucky charms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:26pm
  • UCSB! Gauchos! gauchos!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:23am
  • You're a little cum guzzling whore!!! You know what's funny she clearly has other cum to base it off. Haha gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:10am
  • That can't be healthy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:50am
  • Being the good little whore that you are, I bet you gobbled it down like a baby bird eating a worm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:01am
  • Dudeeeee. I love cum man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:31pm
  • I love the way my pussy tastes. If I could eat myself out I would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:50am
  • Don't ever swallow. Not even if he's the one in a million raw vegan with inoffensive cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:08pm
  • Sounds like someone needs to eat more pineapple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:25pm
  • You women are so nasty. No wonder the guys leave you after you give up the poon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:11am
  • Any girl who texts her friend about the taste and look of a guy's semen is a slut. Probably from California too. We don't act like that in Boston.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:22am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:51pm
  • cum tastes more like elmers glue with a hint of salt.. not to bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:19am
  • wow a text about cum tastes and only 2 pineapple references!!!! I expected at least 50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Do now we know what clamidia tastes like! Kudos for the heads up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:55am
  • he has a yeast infection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:13pm
  • So true story. I was sucking this guys dick and he busted a load in my mouth. I swallowed. - Gemma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:46am
  • Run blindly into the night screaming " bad milky!!!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:11am
  • ha yaaaa..i wouldnt be surprised if he had an std..but im pretty sure thats a yeast infection. and you ate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:26pm
  • this i really didn't need to know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:40pm
  • So you looked at it before you ate it? Wow that's very whorish of you. Way to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:06am
  • Get on CL Miguel, fucking troll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:07pm