Where did you get a picture of my penis
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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