He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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