so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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