There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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