apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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